pizza:

high-self-esteem:

fatwink:

all i want is pizza and high self esteem

hello

hello

the-nicest-asshole:

UK grading system
75-100 A+
70-74 A
64-69 A-
60-63 B+
55-59 B
50-54 B-
46-49 C+
43-45 C
38-42 C-
35-37 D
0-34

Time to move to the UK

Now That’s What I Call Tumblr

spacegiants:

mensrightsactivist:

(reads ur text post) (looks directly at the camera like im on the office)

Let’s all take a moment to appreciate the boys at their ripe age of 18

letmelarryyou:

thinkiwannaharrylou:

there’s harry

and niall

then zayn 

and liam 

and best of all louis

STOP

thebaconsandwichofregret:

mutilatedmemories:

I will never understand girls who throw their bras at guys on stage those things are fucking expensive and he has no use for it like what do you want him to do pass it down to his first born daughter

I thought this was going to be slut-shaming but it’s glorious

sluttyoliveoil:

shavingryansprivates:

extra slutty olive oil

heard you were talking shit

astrobit:

if slugs were fast it would be very scary

rubywhiterabbit:

calderonbeta:

feralcastiel:

can you imagine if twitter existed in the 1800s

abe lincoln tweeting shit like “wow this play sucks just shoot me”

too soon

HE WAS SHOT IN 1865 

trying to follow back now :)

malijuanastyles:

i was sitting in the bathroom today when like 5 girls walked in and i stopped pooping right away cause i didn’t want them to hear me but then i thought why is taking a shit so bastardized today like why cant i poop in peace in the privacy of my own stall without caring if people listen to the flop flop plop plop sploosh sploosh like damn just sing along to the ploop blop and enjoy symphony no. 9 a la my asshole

mathmaticalkrillbits:

“No” I whisper softly as I forget to hold in ‘alt’ while reblogging